The person who used to do my job

Is at the office from 6 am to 6 pm. Takes the train 45 minutes, each way, to get there. Teaches fitness classes and runs marathons.

Preceding three sentences: all boxes I would check on a survey called "Things I Never Want to Apply to Me."

Boss: Sorry, Luke. I'm just doing my job. You gotta appreciate that.
Luke: Nah - calling it your job don't make it right, Boss.

-Cool Hand Luke

Exactly one year ago I was asleep, ready for my first day of classes in Africa. Exactly one from today I want that to be an ebb, not a crescendo.