Wake up around 5:00 am to a confusing sound. Confusing only because it is 5:00 am. Groan name of alarm owner after two minutes of beeping.

Attempt to get out of bed. Denied.

Get out of bed, get ready, catch bus just after 7:00 am.

Networking begins at 7:30 am.

Presentations.

Speeches.

Coffee.
Coffee.
Please.

Lunch, heavy.

Orchestrating conversations.

Coffee.

Presentations.

Discomfort from coffee.

Run to find wifi to submit report. Edith Piaf: less desirable when one is jacked on coffee. Annoyance at report. Tinkering with report increasing probability of errors. Disingenuous nomenclature is unwelcome.

Flat hair.

Expectation to dinner attendance in 3 hours.

Smell of coffee becomes illness inducing.

Total comprehension of why people develop convenient blow habits.

Apologies.