Hot for Teacher

Once upon a time I gave university lectures, mostly to people my age or older. I had a face book so I could call on them by name to answer my questions. This has created an interesting dynamic at alumni events wherein several of my former 'students,' freed from the final exam, have since decided to express their affections. I realize these are probably misplaced in the way that many people fetishize university lecturers, librarians, and their Lipstick Jungle boss, but am glad that having a boyfriend prevents me from acting on invitations. Some things are better left to the imagination and Van Halen.