I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows

We discovered a random lecture series in a local restaurant that does informal ten minute presentations by "not quite an expert"s

L1: You should give a random lecture on the following: the economy/loans/surfing/social justice/South Africa/maximizing your Subway sub experience/farms and matrimonial property. I think you would have valid stuff to say on all of those points, and if you could incorporate all of these topics into a 10 minute lecture I would be very impressed.

L2: I feel like it would somehow end up being very Jeff Spicoli like, despite best efforts. Maybe it should be done while consuming a subway sub, real time.

L1: Props are always effective. Always.