I have an exam in 3.5 hours, it's 5:30 am. I am awake at 5:30 am because I have been awake since 10 am yesterday when I started studying. I elected not to go home, and create spectacle for the nighttime custodians, who I have had more encounters with than I should have in the past three years. They're good people. I should probably bake them cookies before I go.

I was getting tea at 4 pm with my text which is 5 inches thick and a woman working there walked by and giggled "I hope you don't have to read that whole thing before the exam!"

If 'by before the exam' she meant 'today,' then yes.

On the upside, I have surpassed what I thought possible. You can cover around 500 pages in around 24 hours? Maybe I am ready to start work at this crazy f*cking job.

And now I have to really, really bank on not totally blanking out during the final from exhaustion and writing things totally that are incoherent. Amazingly, all that is powering me through this last stretch is a venti at 8 pm, which I am still pissed at paying four dollars for. So I'm hoping that a top up in about two hours will be the final push. [War Reference I Cannot Place]